R.I.P. Jerry Fuchs

Most of you have probably heard about the really sad news regarding !!! drummer Jerry Fuchs. !!! are a fantastic band. Their album Myth Takes is just awesome, as is all their other stuff. Their midnight slot at Golden Plains set a few years back is probably one my favourite sets ever (and apparently they were even better the next night at The Prince, which I can't believe as that'd be almost impossible). Anyway, it sounds like a horrible way to go. RIP.

Yes, there were no weekend updates.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

YIS News #3

Having a proper practice tomorrow... might even be recording a bit. We're planning to try to record a couple of songs to give out at the Cobra show. See how we go. There'll be something up for grabs.

Check out the other acts we're playing with on the night: Pageants, NightMaster and Fourteen Nights at Sea. If you can't make it, don't stress, we've got another gig on Thursday, December 3rd at Yah Yahs.

Oh, and my laptop hard-drive corrupted, so, I've lost all the masters for the Live Mixtape... So, yes, the 40 that were made will be the only 40 that exist.

Also, we've gone up to second if you search for us on Google now. In first place is "Yes I Am Single": a website for singles who sign up and wear a badge in public to attract potential mates. Instructions are as follows:

The Yes I am Single (yis.com.au) badge is a subtle and unobtrusive tool to be worn by single people to let other singles know that they are unattached and looking to meet other likeminded singles.

Once you have your badge and yis.com.au membership, you can access our forums where you can chat to singles with similar interests, form new social networks and organise your own events.

You may like to form your own or join an existing golf, walking or wine tasting group or simply organise an impromptu evening out to the theatre or a pub in a central location.

Below are a few situations where you may wish to put on your badge with a view to meeting other single people:

• On the bus, train or ferry
• At the gym
• At the pub or at a restaurant
• At the shopping mall
• At the theatre or cinema
• While walking the dog
• On vacation
• At a sporting event
• On a bucks/ hens night when out with friends
• At the beach
• At church

Wear your badge and start meeting people the old fashioned way!

We were planning to start YISHEARTS: a singles club for YIS fans who were searching for that special someone, but we'll probably end up provoking some Apple Computers/Apple Corps scale naming rights legal battle...

YIS The Stamp

YIS, The Stamp!!!

Okay, so, it's been a bit of a slow news day...

Poster & Gigs

Here's the poster for the next YIS gig on Saturday, November 21st at Cobra Bar, upstairs at The Tote... We'll be distributing free copies of our mythical double-A side single "Call The Jury When He's Hungry/Trevor Block Rockin' Beats". These songs are so good they might not ever be released ever again. EVER. Pledge your allegiance on the Facebook event here.

But, if you can't wait three weeks for some fun, there's two goodies on this weekend: Chris Chinchilla (who used to play in Art Brut and Macaca Mulatta) new Mexican-punk posse Mesa Cosa are also playing Cobra this Friday, supporting Confirmed Reptilian and The Show.

Night after that one is the main event; The Holy Soul's album launch at The Oldy on Saturday night, supported by Mick Turner from The Dirty Three, Miniature Submarines (feat. Mark from The Stabs and Monika from Love of Diagrams), and Brendan Black from The Stabs. Maybe this is the Old Bar's way of trying to get The Stabs to play... The same thing happened with Wu Tang at an American festival a few years ago, where the dude just booked all the Clan as solo artists and hoped for the best... Well, probably not the same, really....

Friends: Wrong Turn

Y'know when you get a CD of your mate's band, and it ends up sounding like it was recorded for $0 under their house on a walkman?

Well, I had the pleasure of driving around with the excellent new CD by Wrong Turn in my car for a few hours last night after catching them blast through a set to some appreciative diners at The Retreat on Sydney Rd last night. Apart from being some of the nicest dudes you'll meet, Myles and Ian pack a lot of punch for a two piece. The sound is pretty straight vintage (their description of Chuck Berry/Bo Diddley style rock is pretty spot on); it sounds like they grew up on the same stuff Jon Spencer did and came to a similar, but less zombie-Elvis-like conclusion.

And gear whores take note; there is some seriously nice ampage going on up there including some vintage Australian VASE gear and a set of Ampro speakers on wooden legs. I was thinking how nice it must be to play in a two-piece and not having to worry about all that gear until I saw Ian packing a station-wagon to the gills with his two speakers, two heads in massive roadcases and three guitars. I spose Myles' Ludwig kit is orrite as well...

Anyway, check out the Myspace for the next show details and some tunes, and get the cd thru Off The Hip.

Photos: The YIS Attractions, The Tote, 31/10/09

On Saturday, YIS and The Strange Attractions defied several restraining orders and joined forces to create THE YIS ATTRACTIONS, who "performed" a spirited rendition of Flipper's "Sex Bomb". The camera was destroyed shortly after these photos were taken. Pics by James Neilson.

Anyone got any more shots? yis@aanet.com.au

Ice Cream Winner!

So, we had many, many amazing entries for the Ice-Cream competition, but there can only be one winner...

Bronwyn and Andre's favourites were "YIS is Simon" (by someone who attended our last gig) "Yes, I'm Simon" by Dan Harman, as it's apparently such an apt description of the band... to them, I say, you're fired. Gabbo's "Youth Inspired by Stooges" would have also been an accurate statement if not for the fact that Bron and I are so damn old.

A.H. Cayley gets the award for sheer volume of entries, including "Yorrick's Indigo Skullcap" and "Yoda's Inepitude Syntactical".

I personally thought kazpatafta's "Yemenis Impersonating Saudis" was the funniest and smartest, and tugboat's "Yoni-In-Sadhu" (roughly translated as "enlightened vagina") the most crazy and unique of them all.

To the above entrants, you all win our love and respect. To the people who insulted us using the acronym format... nice job.

All these mentioned and many other all would have been worthy winners... HOWEVER.... the rules clearly stated that you had to be at the gig to win the prize... so, I'm delighted to announce the winner of the YIS Ice-Cream Social competition is Stu Burns from (Undisclosed), Victoria for his entry "Yoda Implies Secrets". Congratulations for Bradburying your way into a mound of dairy goodness. Tell us where and when. Bring a friend if you like. However, they may only watch and laugh.

Next Gig: Cobra Bar (The Tote, upstairs), Saturday, 21st of November

Next Fixture

Saturday, 21st of November
YIS vs Cobra Bar
(upstairs at The Tote)

Bounce: 8pm

Team Changes

YIS
Out: Tim Taliana (omitted)
In: Bronwyn Liroudia

TOTE COBRAS
Out: The Strange Attractions (injured liver)
In: Fourteen Nights At Sea, Nightmaster, Pageants

Now we can move on! Next gig in three weeks at Cobra, playing original YIS material! Tim Taliana omitted for the returning Bronwyn Liroudia. Matthew Fazio moved from guitar onto the synth, but might be forced out with injury/better things to do. There'll be some free CDs, as per usual...

Free Download: Live Mixtape #1

YIS - Live Mixtape #1
(.mp3 format, 224kbps, VBR)

Click Here To Download

Recorded live at YIS Manor
Wednesday, 28th of October, 2009

01. New Race (Radio Birdman)
02. Sex Beat (The Gun Club)
03. Sweet Young Thing Ain't Sweet No More (Mudhoney)
04. Dirt (The Stooges)
05. Where Eagles Dare (Misfits)
06. 12XU (Wire)
07. Orgasm Addict (Buzzcocks)
08. Trash (New York Dolls)
09. The American Ruse (MC5)
10. The Girl Who Lives On Heaven Hill (Husker Du)
11. Sex Bomb (Flipper)

Simon Fazio - Vocals, Guitar
Andre Fazio - Drums
Matthew Fazio - Guitar
Tim Taliana - Bass, Vocals (on Trash)

Special thanks to Roffy from The Tote (for booking us), Bek Duke for the requests, Mum and Dad for putting up with the noise, everyone who came down to The Tote in the heat (Stu, Block, Jess, Andrew, Fi, Russ, Michelle, Gary, Aiden, Eleanor, Matt's other friends, Emi, Ruth, Jemell, Carla, Marc, Kizz, Timmy, Josh, Kelly, Laura, Myles, The Talianas and everyone else I forgot), the Tote barstaff for the watermelon and A.H. Cayley for being awesome.

(You'll need Winrar to unrar this)