Friends,
You know, it's been four months since we had our first gig, and, well, things have been a little tense in Camp YIS. Our hopes and dreams of living off our craft have dwindled with each show, and, well, we were on the verge of doing the unthinkable: concentrate on our jobs rather than spending our "work" time googling our own band name.
And, then, out of nowhere...
HelloI am Mrs Irina Gutavo a Russian Citizen and a Cancer patient, justrecently my doctor inform me i have a few weeks to live due to the Cancer.I hereby bequeath to you my £20 Million Pounds in a United Kingdom Bank tobuild a Gutavo Foundation as my sole benefactor for charitable purpose.Please get to me so i can have my Lawyer/Solicitor contact you withfurther instructions to receive this inheritance.Sincerely.Mrs Irina Gutavo.So, long story short, WE'RE RICH, BIATCH.
So, as of now, we've officially pimped our name from YIS to
¥I$I have replied asking what I can do to help out and when we'd be receiving the money.
O, happy day!
UPDATE!Almost instantaneously I recieved a reply.
Henley Law Firm.
Delegate House, 30A Hart Street,
Henley-on-Thames, RG9 2AL.
United Kingdom.
Telephone: +447024086857
Attention
I am Barrister Thea Henley of Henley Law Firm, i was instructed to contact you by my client Mrs. Irina Gutavo regarding the Twenty Million Pounds (£20 Million Pounds) she wish to release to you for Charity Purpose.
Please completely fill and forward the below information to this Law Firm.
Full Names:
Nationality:
Country of residence:
Telephone Number:
Age:
Contact:
Address and Occupation:
Your response to this email with the necessary information will enable this Chamber prepare the inheritance documents from the British Justice Department, which i will then forward to the Management of the bank to release to you the funds for you to start the charity organization.
I will wait to hear from you.
Best regards,
Barrister Thea Henley,
Henley Law Firm,
United Kingdom.
Tel: +447024086857
I have replied:
Dear Thea,
You have no idea how happy you have made us. We are from a struggling rock band who play in Australia and we are in desperate need of this money to record our new album. However, I am unable to remember the requested details as we are all acid burnouts currently under the influence of mind-expanding psychotropic drugs. If possible, could you just bring the cash over tonight?
Cheers,
YIS
P.S. Oh, and also, Ange wants a Hamburger with the lot (no egg) from the fish & chip shop down the road. Cheers.